::Dr. Love O' Matic - Love Translator::

Calculator of LOVE with the
Dr. Love O'Matic - Love Translator!

Hello, I'm Dr. Love, I have a Masters Degree in Loveology, and a Bachelors Degree in Love Psychology. I am the master of all things love, and I am here to help you! Yes, you heard me correctly. I've brought thousands of hours of mind numbing work, and my Dr. Love O'Matic - Love Translator, and came right to you! Now, you can Mesure the LOVEEEE between you and your sweetheart. This technology has been passed down for generations, and improved on just as much, and I think that I've discovered the final truth to the matter of LOVE!

Just input your name in one of the boxes, and your partners name in the other, thenwait for the results! With results being generally instant, you'll have the truth within seconds. Are you two meant to be together? Does he/she REALLY love you? Take a look, for yourself!
(Note: Using first and last name for both participants will give best results. First names, and nicknames do work though, they're just not as accurate!)